论文写作和发表可以说，是每位科研者必定经历的一个过程，当你为论文写作愁到头秃，最后夜以继日写完，点下投稿提交的那瞬间坐等发表，准备撒花完结的时候，其实，这一切才刚刚开始！
当你把你的论文投出之后你以为你的论文已经大功告成，即将出刊， 现实却是你的论文是待人宰割的羔羊，其中审稿人更是对你的论文“虎视眈眈”。你还记得你收到哪些审稿意见吗？
下面小编列举了几条，让大家在严肃、认真的学术研究之余体会下审稿人的幽默与诙谐。
盘点那些奇葩的审稿意见
毒舌搞笑篇
1. Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!
拒发。漏洞比我爷爷的网眼背心上的窟窿还多！
2. "Done! Difficult task, I don’t wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays! But, once a referee, always and anywhere a referee; we are good boy scouts in the research wilderness. Even under the sun and near a wonderful beach."
搞定了！太不容易了。我才不想装着一脑子便秘和粪便菌落来度假。但是，一朝做了审稿人，永远都是审稿人，到哪儿都是审稿人。在科学研究的荒漠中，我们是勇敢的童子军。即使在洒满阳光的沙滩上也是。哼！
3. "This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future."
这篇论文烂到家了。请彻底拒稿，然后封了作者的账号，免得他日后继续投稿。
4. "The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about."
写作水平和数据展示让我整个人都不好了，我不得不提前下班，早点回家，花点时间思考到底什么是人生。
5. "The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style."
这篇稿件的写作风格太糟糕了，审得我都不想活了。
6. "The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student."
就算回到本科生时期，我都会拒掉这种水平的投稿。
7. "This paper is awfully written. There is no adequate objective and no reasonable conclusion. The literature is quoted at random and not in the context of argument. I have doubts about the methods and whether the effort of data gathering is sufficient to arrive at a useful conclusion."
这篇论文写得太烂了。目的不明确，结论不合理。引文都是乱引的，跟正文的论证完全对不上号。我怀疑这样的实验方法，也怀疑他们收集的数据不足以得出有效结论。
8. "Season’s Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days."
节日快乐！回复慢了，真抱歉。有一只烤鹅妨碍我，让我几天都没顾得上回邮件。
见识过了审稿人的毒舌和幽默，再来见识一下审稿人怎么夸人。当审稿人遇到非常棒的论文，也会给出衷心的好评。
好评点赞篇
1. “Very much enjoyed reading this one, and do not have any significant comments. Wish I had thought of this one.”
这篇论文读起来简直是一种享受，没有任何不妥。这么好的点子我当初怎么没想到！
2. “There was little I could think of to improve this nice paper.”
这篇论文好得我都不知道要怎么改了。
3. "This is as solid a write up as I have seen, many spend much more time and space to say considerably less. It is a perfect example of a compact report."
这是我见过的最确凿的报告，许多人花更多时间精力写出来的比这个差多了。作为一篇翔实的报告，这是一个完美的例子。
4. "landmark paper on P. putida physiology."
假单胞菌生理学研究的里程碑。
5. "It is always a joy to review manuscripts such as this. Well conceived, well executed, well edited. Clean. Pristine. From start to finish."
评审这样的稿件是件人生乐事：构思周详，实施得当，写得漂亮。干净，纯朴，从头至尾。
6. It is possibly still too long but it is not clear what could be removed...
你这论文感觉写得还是有点长，但找不到哪里可以删掉呢。
7. In general, reading of this material,provides an impression of many years of thorough research.
总体来说，阅读这篇文章，让人感觉到是多年的细致研究（的结果）。
是不是感觉文化人夸起人来更能让人心情愉悦(不过被人夸本身就是个让人快乐的事情)，更难感受到成就感？
最后，小编在这里祝大家在自己的审稿意见里也能看到这些夸美之词，希望你们的论文早日见刊！
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